Silver Tongue

Jan 22

blannybuns:

wailordead:

how punk am i??? *steps on crack* why don’t u ask my mother’s back

QUIT LEAKING THE SUICIDE SQUAD SCRIPT

(Source: slutstain, via robustquestioner)

Just got a call to our store asking if it was the krusty krab. Naturally I responded “no this is Patrick”

miss-applesnack:
“ “So uhm- …Report #1 Ah’ Guess? Ah’ have a craving for ponies instead of apples like Ah used to so …uhm… I guess that’s a thing!”
…
“They uhm… don’t seem to come back after I eat them despite Twilight’s word-” ”

miss-applesnack:

“So uhm- …Report #1 Ah’ Guess? Ah’ have a craving for ponies instead of apples like Ah used to so …uhm… I guess that’s a thing!”


“They uhm… don’t seem to come back after I eat them despite Twilight’s word-”

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macbookprotagonist:
“ blackdenimjeans:
“ im having flash backs
”
flashbacks? this today
”

macbookprotagonist:

blackdenimjeans:

im having flash backs

flashbacks? this today

(Source: baetology, via toodaioo)

So I figured out how to do the backpack glitch

So I figured out how to do the backpack glitch

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(Source: fartgallery, via bloodsbane)

snotfan:

flux-ygg:

donkus:

classicmeevs:

reblog if jared leto frightened u while you were just trying to make ur film

jared leto put a note in my sneakers that just said “are feet shoes?” and since that dreadful day i have not known peace.

once jared leto put a sticky note on my geometry homework saying “Are Squares Rectangles?” and I still haven’t slept to this day

jared leto married my mom and keeps reminding me I’m allowed to call him dad if I want to

Jared leto turned the toilet paper to face the wrong way and wrote “what is right and what is wrong?”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

kramergate:
“ the only thing I care about on this smoking husk of a miserable planet is dollar store illustrated bible stories
”

kramergate:

the only thing I care about on this smoking husk of a miserable planet is dollar store illustrated bible stories

(Source: beetledrink, via bloodsbane)