Silver Tongue

Sep 08

whackermanjunior:

me: *sees a borzoi*

me: 

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jinglyjangly:

jinglyjangly:

what if the courier popped a bottle of sunset sarsaparilla at NukaWorld and all the animatronics eyes just started to glow red 

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veryhappyturtle:

laslosmodernlife:

stinkyhat:

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this is truly some of the dumbest shit i’ve seen from a company as big as apple

have fun charging your phone AND listening to music at the same time shitdicks

if you want to charge ur phone and listen to music u gotta buy apple’s 160 shit earbuds and hope you dont lose them or that the run out of battery after 5 hours and you have to hook them up to a new type of charger made specifically for those earbuds

Dudes just switch over to android. Apple onto learn if you just keep buying their crap. The new phone needs to be a flop or it will get worse

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theweegeemeister:

i think one of my favourite phenomenon in fandoms is when fan artists make characters uncharacteristically sexy. It’s ever better when its a super cartoonish character or the source that states that the character is conically a plain average Joe. Like in canon this character might be tubby or have a big nose or have strange proportions but in fanart they’re these muscular pillars of manliness, or tiny waisted big breasted women and its just so hilarious 

i didn’t want to shame any real artists who do this so i made my own example with good old Super Mayro:

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variantangel:

variantangel:

anime girl: could this be… a date!?

me: no, you fucking idiot.

anime girl: if we walk together like this… won’t people think we’re a couple!?

me, whacking her with an umbrella: shut! the! fuck! up!

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Knives🔪Out🔪For🔪Steven

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OC FIGHT

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight

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thid is my oc Rita. she generates squids out of thin air and throws them at her -usually confused and disgusted- ennemies. she comes from a long line of squid generating warriors and she is ruthless.

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Oh, crap! Battle Beard’s dad was killed by a squid! This battle will be PERSONAL!

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unaware of Battle Beard’s harsh feeling towards squid, RITA SENDS OUT HER SPECIAL BOXING SQUID!!!

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Oh, dang, Battle Beard takes out his two harpoons: Ishmael and Queequeg! Things are heating up!

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WHAT A FIGHT!

Battle Beard unleashes his special move:

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