Silver Tongue

Sep 07

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thesnadger:
“ l-sula-l:
“ elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ i don’t know if this is a trend, but i like it
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I’ve never seen something that caterers so directly and completely to me
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THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN YOU THINK IT IS! It’s promising to be a...

thesnadger:

l-sula-l:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i don’t know if this is a trend, but i like it

I’ve never seen something that caterers so directly and completely to me

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN YOU THINK IT IS! It’s promising to be a “campier, more historically informative” version of your typical ghost hunter show and it’s going to focus on investigating the queer histories to locations and people that are usually erased, rewritten or minimized. 

The ghost hunting team includes “gay, transgender, lesbian, bisexual, and gender-fluid members “ and I love every one of them with all my heart already.

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stevonnie:

stevonnie:

stevonnie:

if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby

ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters

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my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby

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bnprime:
“stunningpicture:
“Finally got around to mowing the lawn today.
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better put them in some of your clay pots and vases before some kid steals them.
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bnprime:

stunningpicture:

Finally got around to mowing the lawn today.

better put them in some of your clay pots and vases before some kid steals them.

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gaylibertarianstonerdracomalfoy:
“ skype:
“ Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!
”
am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world
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gaylibertarianstonerdracomalfoy:

skype:

Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

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serenity-fails:
“ ellipellius:
“ cristofalina:
“ serenity-fails:
“ Morrigan - “Moist” ”
But why the leg hairs
Why
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and why is she so fat? :( like have you seen her in origins and inquisition? she’s a lovely slim woman
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1. Because, at least in my...

serenity-fails:

ellipellius:

cristofalina:

serenity-fails:

Morrigan - “Moist

But why the leg hairs

Why

and why is she so fat? :( like have you seen her in origins and inquisition? she’s a lovely slim woman

1. Because, at least in my game, she’s a mother who has given birth and I draw her to reflect that.

2. Your idea of “fat” and mine vary wildly.

3. I don’t care about perfectly duplicating the game model, at all, considering 90% of all characters of the same species and gender have exactly the same body type, which is way more unrealistic than me drawing one woman with slightly wide hips.

4. Women of any size are just as “lovely” as slim women.

5. If you will refer to my FAQ:

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Also, she lived in the middle of a forest in mideval times her whole life. Where the fuck would she find a razor to shave?

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