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tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr
this is the worst post ive ever seen
if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually
It’s honestly “Trying to do anything that won’t offend anyone on Tumblr.”
(Source: matthewsagan, via rosexknight)
But what if, stay with me here, 4 ruby
#naughty diplomats are put in the rube cube to atone for their sins
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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I forgot how complex link hyrule assassin was.
wearing-a-hoodie-because-i-can:
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
Why? Because I can!
You taste like springrolls
HOT CLOCK ON SPOON ACTION
dingle bopper
hot sauce lube
the grunkle frunkle
i love sin
ORANGE CREAMSICLES
u fukin memelord
THERE’S PEOPLE ON THE ROOF! THIS IS CHAOS!
DONT FUCK WITH THE SOCKLORD
-avacados
Its wasnt permanet
LAMP FANS
LAAAAMMMMPPPP FANNNSSSSSSSSSS
Lampone
KILLAGER BEES
no
He’s probably reading Tom Clancy at Olive Garden.
there she goe
“Fuckin’ biracial cats, man”.
Tha…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….nkssssssssss
“anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
“Get naked”
“I’m already naked”
“Oh”Be careful, there is a frog in the garden
“CUIDADO!!”
and “MOTHER WHY”
“thats gay” “only a little bit gay”
There’s a caterpillar on the ceiling..
Quoth the Raven,
“Bells.”“You will be sleeping in the closet but I’m sure you’re already familiar with that.”
“Where’s the vegetable steamer?”
“Pasta.”
“What?”CHUCK E CHEESE IS NOT A BEAR
A four word letter
Gaster’ cloak thing
IF YOU WEAR PLATES YOU CAN’T WEAR SPOONS
Sad Porn
“Every Week of the Day.”
7
“He has a fish up his ass!”
Swear Jar
“He was hanging from his balls!”GIDDAMIT ANG WITH THE SAD PORN
TRULY ERECT ALL OTHER ERECTIONS ARE MERE FALSEHOODSYOU CAN CALL ME DADDY
“Let Carlos follow his dreams”
“Magicarp is one op basturd”
“Get your shark and cow porn out of this call”
Garlic clove vagina @toejamy1212-art-blog @pea-chuu @dawningdonuts
“Fish tiddies.”
“I’m gonna draw the dick.”
“DOES SPIDER HAVE PUS-PUS.”
Sexrets @mint-and-love
“You were almost a jill-sandwhich”
“Tactial Tickle”
“Tactical Roll”
“Nifty Difty Lemon Shifty”
//SCREAMING
Blanket Burrito
Precious Cinnamon Roll Child
Cummies for Kittens
I’M NAWHT CANAYDIAHN
Kylie No
Kylie Stop
Be nice to the new people
Don’t show them weird things we’re trying to get more people for our competitive team, Kylie I’m so serious do not weird these people out
Kylie I told you not to weird these people out
the birds
(Source: frist--xvi, via toodaioo)
bone-baron asked: *inhales* ARGUING WITH TRANS HEADCANONS MAKES YOU TRANSPHOBIC
*screaming from a croud*
“LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT HOW WRONG THAT IS!”
bring it
This is amazing omg
(via rosexknight)
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