Silver Tongue

Jan 18

Italian Mobster voice: Ya know, like "nyah", see?

shavingryansprivates:
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

(via thetimeisneveright)

[video]

OUaT AU where Rumplestiltskin actually sells things in his shop

rosexknight:

thelast-thingido:
I will never not laugh at this.

(Source: sattelite-of-love, via rosexknight)

[video]

airzonk:

xefyre:
*wears this*
*gets sent home from school because of the constant accordion noises wherever i go*

(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)

[video]

(Source: grawly, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

If you have a room of potatoes and various items and have a robot put a random thing in a box, what’s in the box will exist in a superstate of being both a potato and not a potato until you open the box and observe what’s inside.

(via mentaltypo)

sick-deity:

I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person

(via robustquestioner)