Silver Tongue

Jan 17

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matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

(Source: hurricaneclouds, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

memeufacturing:

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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serbamf:

socialist-anxiety:

me: I’m a non-binary girl.

friend: okay but you still have a man’s body

me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

friend: i’ll get the shovels

I had to read this a couple times.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

Jan 16

melkyore asked: ♪♫ Jiiiigglyyypuuuf Jigglyyyyyyyyypuuuufff ♫♪

ask-ozymandias-mew-blog:

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NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED! BENNY THE SNEASEL!

just-shower-thoughts:

I’d much rather be somebody who can barely remember High School than somebody who considers it to be the best years of their lives.

(via zeroyalviking)

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cryptid-creations:
“ Daily Paint #1152. Potootoes by Cryptid-Creations
Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:
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@cyanocitta-blattidae @jitterbugjive

cryptid-creations:

Daily Paint #1152. Potootoes by Cryptid-Creations

Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:

@cyanocitta-blattidae @jitterbugjive

(via bloodsbane)