Silver Tongue

Aug 10

he has some dignity

DK64 is better than mario odyssey

thyrell:
cursologist:
thyrell:
thyrell:
dropbear42:
transgenderization:
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.
i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter
wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be
thyrell.
just kill me

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tied-up-teacup:

marzipanandminutiae:
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

my cat was sitting on my chest when i was shirtless and i stood up

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alopexplasma:

bookshelfpassageway:
Darkness as a corrupting horror: oh cool
Blinding light as a corrupting horror: OOOOOOGGGGGHOODSHITOOHOOHOOHOOHEHEHE
THE SUN THE SUN THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN

darkness and light both being corrupting horror in battle with each other with the opposing ideologies in the dangerous extreme: OHGOHOSHOHGSDFHGIHDF

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mysharona1987:

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slowly-losing-my-sanity:

silver-tongues-blog:
viostormcaller:
lordmogatron:
systematicslytherin:
weirdmageddon:
galactic-polywag:
meefling:
weirdmageddon:
weirdmageddon:
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
LINK WHY
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise
theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom
Last comment reminds me of the:
“There’s a reason why Harry is in Gryffindor, not in Ravenclaw.”

im sorry i made you think such a thought

silver-tongues-blog:

viostormcaller:
lordmogatron:
systematicslytherin:
weirdmageddon:
galactic-polywag:
meefling:
weirdmageddon:
weirdmageddon:
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
LINK WHY
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise
theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom

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maxknightley:

A CATGIRL BORN ON A LEAP DAY, NINETEEN YEARS HENCE; BLOGGING AT DUSK FROM WITHIN HER STATELY COURTYARD liked this post

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meruz:

how do you know about this stuff, hazel?
I took classes!

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