Clings to your arm and tries to look up at you cutely only to find you’re a foot shorter than me and the whole exchange has embarrassed both of us
in body youre +6ft but in spirit youre -4ft
(via demilypyro)
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Anonymous asked:
your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender
the difference between sex and gender is that i didn’t have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps
(via rockboci)
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
(via newbarrk)
(via liquidstar)
lazerwolf1123 asked:
It is now August 10th. Happy Birthday Heuy!!! How does it feel to be a whole year old now?
I think it was too much excitement, and it was only the initial cake :V
(via moonpaw)
DK64 is better than mario odyssey
(via iguanamouth)
