Silver Tongue

Jan 14

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slurpoof:

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what happened to his nose!!!

did he lose it in his upgrade? did megatron punch it off? did his mask cut it off the first time he used it?? did he have to trade it for the matrix?? what happened to his NOSE where did it GO

Nobody nose

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guess who I am drwaing

guess who I am drwaing

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After the party found a Dragon Egg

outofcontextdnd:

“Well, since it takes a village to raise a child, it should take a party of adventurers to raise a dragon.”-Kinetisist

“However, it only takes one dragon to raze a village.” -Druid

So. We just had a guy return his TV AND his computer because “The government was watching him through them.”

rosexknight:

“Every time I Google something or look at something on Amazon or eBay or watch a movie on Netflix I get ads for it on Facebook and everywhere else!”

“Sir that’s how ads work on the web they use your searches and info like that to tailer the ads to you and your interests.”

“NO! THE GOVERNMENT is watching me through my computer and TV and they’re watching YOU TOO!!”

“Alright sir here’s your money back.”

I was able to hold my tongue and keep my comment in. Honestly, if the government is watching me through my laptop and TV they REALLY need to not waste their time.

oipep:

oipep:

wheres that meme with the guy dressed as a flower begging to be peed on, asking 4 a friend

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honestly have i talked about how this is the funniest meme ive ever laid eyes on? the one guys worried expression in the second panel contrasting with his friends bewildered one. the ellipsis. the capitalization on “not’. the betrayal. the dawning of realization on the first guys face when he realized he was going to kill this poor man. the unshaved face. the fact flower man is on his knees with his back arched. every aspect of this comic is working together in perfect harmony to make all my time spent on this website well-spent

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berryciesta:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

m-arcanine:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stop_dont_come_back_willy_wonka.gif

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