Silver Tongue

Sep 03

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

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go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

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dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

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bverdy:

‘warm up’ is a fancy word we artists use to describe a drawing we did in order to put off the drawing we were supposed to be doing.

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Send me a ship and I will grade it:

warlordenfilade:

A+: OTP
A: I love it
B: It’s really cute
C: Not a bad ship
D: I’m neutral on it
E: I don’t really like it
F: NOTP
N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough
Bring it.
Edit, four mouths later: If you’re playing this game, send the ships to the person whose blog you see it on. It’s great that this game is so popular, but it’s spread to fandoms where I don’t even know the characters, and I’m not playing any longer. Have fun!

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breastforce:

Peridot: Percy and Pierre are obviously the best couple because their combined abilities provide the most optimal advantage in battle out of all of the campers.
Me: haha that’s funny. who’d base a ship off of that.
Me, 6 goddamn months later:

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