Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”
Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s deadline.”
Atlus: “See those mountains? God lives there. Go kill him. Also you can fuck em.”
Square Enix: “The mountains are actually an alternate version of you who has been reincarnated through…”
Capcom: “We don’t know what to do anymore. Mountains? Uhh… sure.”
Konami: “See those mountains? They sure are beautiful. Play our pachislot.”
Nintendo: *waits 20 years after everyone else* “… hey wait a minute. I GOT IT! Do you all see those mountains!? … how about if you could GO THERE!?”
Doh and how could I forget.
Platinum: “See those mountains? They’re your bosses.”
Telltale: “The mountains will remember that”
indie games developers: “see those mountains? they’re you. this is mountain simulator 2017”
George Lucas: See those mountains? I sold them to Disney who retconned the expanded mountainverse.
also george lucas: see those mountains? I’m gonna horribly photoshop it so they didn’t actually hurt anyone and also add in a bunch of horrible looking CG mountains to look livelier.
So I’m sure you all have seen “Future Boy Zoltron” and I know what you’re thinking. “DAMMIT CREWNIVERSE GIVE US MORE PLOT/LORE U FUCKS”. And while I understand the sentiment, lemme help ya out a lil bit.
WARNING: FROM THIS POINT ON THERE WILL BE SPOILERS/THEORIES
Ok, so big surprise, Steven breaks another one of Mr. Smiley’s attractions. Shocking, I know. But right before Future Boy Zoltron konks out for good he tells Steven what his lucky numbers are.
“Your lucky numbers are: 16 47 N W”.
Now that may seem like a lil joke right? Zoltron is so broken, it turns some numbers into letters. At least that’s what I thought at first. I googled these numbers and letters to see if there was some significance to them just out of pure curiosity.
Some of my results were latitude and longitude coordinates.
I plugged the coordinates into an interactive lat/long map and this was my result.
So I thought, “Cool, random ass coordinates that lead to nowhe-WAIT A MINUTE”.
So now we know of a gem structure that will be “lucky” for Steven.
What makes this spot so important? Could it be the Palanquin?
