Silver Tongue

Sep 02

montatora501:
“ darinharrfath:
“ darinharrfath:
“ EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”
Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s...

montatora501:

darinharrfath:

darinharrfath:

EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”

Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s deadline.”

Atlus: “See those mountains? God lives there. Go kill him. Also you can fuck em.”

Square Enix: “The mountains are actually an alternate version of you who has been reincarnated through…”

Capcom: “We don’t know what to do anymore. Mountains? Uhh… sure.”

Konami: “See those mountains? They sure are beautiful. Play our pachislot.”

Nintendo: *waits 20 years after everyone else* “… hey wait a minute. I GOT IT! Do you all see those mountains!? … how about if you could GO THERE!?”

Doh and how could I forget.

Platinum: “See those mountains? They’re your bosses.”

Telltale: “The mountains will remember that”

indie games developers: “see those mountains? they’re you. this is mountain simulator 2017”

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themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

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goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is

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lumarios-kirby-fcs:

When you say the right words in the wrong order

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muchymozzarella:

forsakentevinter:

So my dad used to teach human evolution at the University of Minnesota, right? And his favorite thing was discussing Native American cultures and bashing misogyny. 

So he’d start off class by going “Raise your hand if you think you know why men hunted and women stayed back in the settlements” and most kids would raise their hands. He’d list off a few various reasons and kids would slowly start participating. Then he’d go “How many of you think it’s because men are stronger” and of course most of the males would raise their hands with a few girls. He’d then proceed to rip apart the patriarchal views they had all been taught. “No,” he’d say, “It’s because if five men went out and three or two came back no one would bat an eye. They’d grieve sure, but society would go on. Now if five women went out and three or two came back you know what would happen? Society would collapse.”

And it was true. For many Native American cultures the only reason women did what they did was because the men couldn’t do it. We are (usually) taught a twisted, self-aggrandizing form of history despite evidence suggesting the complete opposite of it. 

This was present in a lot of cultures in the past before white colonization (see: imperialism and genocide)

In Australia the Aborigines believed that women were more powerful than men and closer to gods because of their ability to give birth, and men would make themselves bleed just to be like women when they came of age

In the Philippines many people held practices which celebrated a woman’s first menstruation, encouraged free sexual exploration before marriage for young men and women, and believed women to be spiritual leaders, so that the only way a “man” could be one was to become a woman (transwomen were able and even encouraged to marry, and were identified as women within the community)

Also in the Philippines economic structures defined power, so a man who was poorer than his wife would take her name, and daughters would inherit and become heads of the family if they were the eldest

Westerners love to flout how great they are at women empowerment when it comes to other cultures that treat women badly, but actively try to hide the fact that there are thousands of other cultures who treated women better centuries ago than they do even today 

And that’s a fact. 

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erikaschnellert:
“ Something that starts with “S” ”

erikaschnellert:

Something that starts with “S”

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@chefpyro

@chefpyro

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smug-ruby:

steven universe: releases a song

undertale fans: HaHa,,,,Yes…..the PERFECT TIME TO STRIKE……

undertale fans: 

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silver-tongues-blog asked: I would hug the booty

bevendre:

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The fluff is dangerously contagious.  Hug at your own risk.

Is this animorphs?

Is this animorphs?

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