Silver Tongue

Sep 02

doublejoeseven:
He’s flatlining, doctor uwu
*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

shortypersonal:
failmacaw:
dcstrider:
i spent more time on this than i wanna admit
I am Shit Shit
You’re the new Moon Moon
it’s me, fuck fuck

shit-spill

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snout:

im rewatching breaking bad for the third time and so far the most frustrating scene is the one where walt breaks into his own house even though skyler doesnt want him there and then makes two PERFECT grilled cheese sandwiches like… i really wish the grilled cheeses looked like complete shit but they look soo good it pisses me the fuck off.. i just hate walt so much

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Reblog and Tag with your ocs’ Names

kilalabunnies:

lorienleylines:
And then for every name you get in your askbox, you must fill out the following character profile for said oc:
Full Name:
Gender/Sexuality:
Pronouns:
Ethnicity/Species:
Birthplace/Birthdate:
Guilty Pleasures:
Phobias:
What They Would Be Famous For:
What They Would Get Arrested For:
OC You Ship Them With:
OC Most Likely To Murder Them:
Favorite Movie/Book Genre:
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche:
Talents and/or Powers:
Why Someone Might Love Them:
Why Someone Might Hate Them:
How They Change:
Why You Love Them:
http://kilalabunnies.tumblr.com/myocs

send me any of my characters and I will answer

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not-the-conversation-starter:

i-cant-name-me:
gearholder:
chefpyro:
i dont think the platypus exists
think about it. have you ever seen a platypus in real life? i haven’t. no one has.
something’s up.
and i suspect the government.
A platypus sucked my dick behind a movie theater
A platypus kicked down my front door and shot me, killing me instantly.
A platypus broke into my evil layer and kicked me in the face to stop me from setting the sun on fire.

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alexavier-taiga:

I don’t understand why america is like “RED WHITE AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1″
because like
there are at least 35 other countries

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