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xetl:
alright this is one of the best ones so far
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concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
*snake looks around during the OWL exam*
“pssssssst, harry, the ansssssswer isssss nicholasssss flamel”
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You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”
Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”
Friend 2: “come back to bed”
Friend 3: *various sex noises*
Friend 4: “tell her i said hi”
Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed”
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”Tag yourself I’m friend 7
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Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real
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Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.
Don’t group bi and pan with ace, they’re not comparable, they don’t share he same type of issues and being ace doesn’t make you LGBT.
Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.
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Do I need to say something?
Nah.
he knew
he knew exactly what he was doing
I like how their logic is “I don’t know what smart person say so smart person is stupid”
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‘TALK ABOUT SPACE
WELL ITS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE’
this scene like fucked me up man
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