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ITS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME FIGHT LIKE I AM WEAK AS FUCK WHY THIS OLD LADY JUST AS SMOOTH AS ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SANNIN
Because orochimaru stole the skin of that ninja to remain incognito. He also stole the skin of the old lady to stay incognito
(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via the-nerdy-reindeer)
I know nothing about this character/the show she is from, but from what I can see, she is a female person of color with awesome hair, who appears educated/well read, and is wielding a giant pink sword.
Why is this even a question?CONNIE MAHESWARAN 2016
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when is tumblr removing the ability to login
No clue but remember that time they removed the ability to log off?
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send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.
- Name:
- Gender:
- General Appearance:
- Personality:
- Special Talents:
- Who they like better:
- Who they take after more:
- Personal Head canon:
- Face Claim:
i found it
I would appreciate if I got more submissions that’s not just for Mister Clever…cuz I did a lot of crackbabies for him the last time I did this:p
Should be at least one of my characters. (So no LyraBonbon)
DocDerp babies are banned. Sorry. Overused pairing is overused.
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IDK WHY BUT I FIND THIS SO FUNNY
is that the game with the person kidnapped and the multiple pregnancies and the mysterious figure that may or not be just A boyfriend implying multiple?
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underwater masturbation
And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/
“sentimental southern angst”
well shit that’s it, that’s my entire fucking life
hashtag cannibal anal
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Uh, I think this one is for @emospritelet
lolol. I got emotional communist striptease. Which, no.
@spottytonguedog here’s one for Stan - sensuous tentacle docking XD
naked cannibal oral
wow just wow
@emospritelet I got “softcore vampire cockwarming” :-)
Doing more of these because they’re fun and I need cheering up today :(
Inexperienced scientific fisting - paging @dr-nicholas-rush and @mr-r-gold XD
sexy mathematical sexytimes
Lol. XD
“strictly platonic lizard cunnilingus”
I have a million scenarios in my head and I can see myself writing every single one of them…“sorry about the fairy striptease” I GOT A BETTER ONE
“implied raptor striptease” where do I sign up?
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