Silver Tongue

Jan 05

• character: says "I like bread" that one time
• fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread

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This is Jen. Jems twin sister and Edwards mother. Between her brothers shinanighans and her parents obsession with purity, she is just super done with absolutely everything.

(Source: bumtickley, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

pearlitariat:

garnet thought pearl was terrifying b/c to homeworld shes probably the equivalent of a coat rack gaining sentience taking up arms and killing people

(Source: corantus2, via bloodsbane)

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

Jellyfish are just wet ghosts

@talk-to-a-jelly

(Source: restingpanicface, via thatsthat24)

silver-tongues-blog:

This is Ed Aridan. He has magics but he wasn’t born with it.

Edit: I had accidentally mirrored him. I fixed it. Also, I’m adding a pic of his original design from seven years ago

I fixed this. I didn’t realize I had messed up because I didn’t have any reference on hand.

silver-tongues-blog:

Have another human. His name is Luca Saria. A top tier military leader who lost his eye in and attack when he was a child. He wields a big ass sword.

I also found him

chiherah:

youmus:

ok realtalk tho when you all first started drawing ur animes did it start out like this

with everything down to the hands-behind-back-because-i-can’t-draw-hands to sugoi sparkly desu eyes that you’d spend 90% your time drawing and the other 10% bullshitting the rest of the body and the really weirdly parted hair with a huge chunk of the bangs right in the middle of the forehead and a V on the chest for cleavage 

This is so accurate it hurts.

I still have my old drawings like that.

(Source: youmus-blog, via taffybuns)