Silver Tongue

Aug 26

rosexknight:

jiinsy:
use a tablet pen to kill someone and no one will ever find the murder weapon
@dracini

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snapchatting:

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean

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unsfzpxkable:

mnemehoshiko:
tardisity:
everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
I did not
we’re always forgotten on posts like this but c-section privilege is being able to fulfill the prophecy and kill macbeth so who really wins

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Warning for my fellow gamers

upsmexyyy:

Do not touch melted glass !!! !!

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epic-divorceman:

Regular Human Affection

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chrissyisabear:

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

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wistfulsuggestions:

bluestsuggestion:
Sorry I couldn’t give you the world
but you are my world

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