That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.
Next level tumblr discourse will probably be like “stories written in a 1st person perspective are emotionally manipulative because they’re being told by an unreliable narrator and are forcing me to believe a subjective experience is actually fact :(”
