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Anonymous asked: please do a comic of that xmas tree tweet. i beg you iguanamouth
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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
(via bloodsbane)
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Well?
I think I just killed my foot
well my kidneys were already fucked..so..uh…im fine
((I shot my mother and sister))
good bye laptop!
My bathroom door is gone
(Well there’s a hole in my floor now. Oh well.)
I pulled a yang/mercury and shattered my knee
bye head
there goes all of my expensive stuff. Also my bagel. Dammit.
just a hole in the wall, no big.
WHELP, I’d have just shot myself in the face
I shoot the floor… Horray! I got off easy!
I’m bundled up in a blanked with my left hand between my legs for warmth. I just blew my crotch off.
(via jwblogofrandomness)
Star Wars is not here for your armor misconceptions. In a response that’s getting some digital ink, the official Star Wars page’s reply to a clueless comment on Phasma’s armor. Just say no to actually dangerous boob-plates!
I love this.
@thatsthat24 it costs zero cents to not comment on a post with a stupid comment
It costs that same amount to not put someone down for loving something. Take your own advice.
(Source: clubjade.net, via deep-sea-prince)
closing your tab instead of opening a new one
press ctrl+shift+T to reopen the last tab you closed. Also works if you close the whole window.
(via robustquestioner)
