Silver Tongue

Aug 22

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paper-mario-wiki:
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m stoked for The Purge of Heteronormative CIS White Male Scum of 2018 under God Emporor (Emperor?) Clinton
I can’t wait to ride the “down with cis” bus to school

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bonerfart:

news headline: Studies Show Millenials Wipe Their Ass More Than Any Other Generation

someone in the comments: LOL did they develop an app for ass wiping now? Let me tell you something about the real world kids, it’s hard to find the time to wipe every time you have to go potty when you have a job and responsibilities! Sorry liberal loons, this asshole is not a “safe space”!

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ultimatum1895:

gabriel-patches-titanfeather:
saadoesthecatholic:
sixpenceee:
A wasp steamrolled by a train. (Source)
Where all wasps belong.
Fuck you wasp
Justice

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Dead by Daylight w/ The Derp Crew:

Aphex: *gets hung from a hook by the killer*
Chilled: Aphex, you're finally 6 feet tall! Maybe you should stay up there?

bluecloudrider:

“You don’t seem like you have a disorder”
Well yeah because I get shunned every time I show signs.

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