okay so something i really adore about garnet is that she’s cool, but she’s very deliberately cool. she knows she’s cool. she works on it. she doesn’t ask questions. she delivers gravely portentous lines. she adjusts her shades to gleam meaningfully in punctuation to whatever bit of mysterious wisdom she’s imparting. she’s constantly showing off how good she is at punches, then pretending like it’s no big deal.
and when she’s not doing her absolute best to be the cool mom, she’s a huge fangirlish dork who picks pearl up and shakes her when she’s excited about shit. and who gets flustered on the phone. and who makes heart-fingers at steven and wears oven mitts and thinks most of what amethyst does is hilarious. she’s not the most mature gem in the room. she’s two kids in a beautiful trench coat playing I’m Definitely A Real Grownup who breaks character the very moment she thinks of a good pun.
but she is cool.
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Look. I’m not saying it’s micro gems………………….
but it’s totally micro gems.
I just love the way the plant grows and that there are no electronic stuff in the past, such and attention to detail!
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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
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it’s a win-win situation
them shits could all say $50 id still let it rip
if I spin again can it be double or nothing?
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A British pub owner disabled cell phones inside his bar because he thinks social media is ruining the pub business. The Gin Tub in Brighton has a Faraday cage built into the ceiling to make mobile reception impossible so patrons will actually interact with each other instead of looking at their phones, which they could have just done at home. Source
…Wow way to over-react. “I’m tired of people checking their phones so I’m just going to install a faraday cage.”
What if they have a family emergency? What if they’re arranging for friends to meet them at the pub? What if something happens in the pub and people need to call for emergency services, but they can’t?This dude did not stop to think beyond being a completely kneejerk neophobe.
not to mention that as long as people are buying drinks, there’s no threat to a pub business. People looking at their phones doesn’t stop them from ordering drinks. Also, many people don’t wanna talk to strangers in pubs or anywhere public because it’s awkward and annoying so it doesn’t make sense from a social or economic point either. Hope this guy has to close down.
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Hillary’s 2016 Loss prediction
Source: Trump man baby imagination.
You: missing the joke
Legit: what is the joke?
Nobody tell them. It’s their loss.
I’ve lost way too much time trying to figure out what the heck the joke is.
Some hypothesis’ I came up with:
- The joke is something to do with the concentration of hispanics in each of these states.
- The joke is something obscure and stupid.
- The joke has something to do with recent news I haven’t been paying attention to.
- The joke is that there is no joke, everybody is doing that thing where they pretend they get it to fuck with everybody else.
I’m genuinely mad right now, fuck OP.
I’m at a Loss for words here.
it’s a loss cause
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they’re probably already planning a sequel-sequel trilogy… how many star wars saga films are there gonna be ?? is it gonna be like 2080 and we’re all crawling out of our nursing homes to see disneys new release of anakin’s great-great-great grandkids fucking up
just to be clear im Not complaining my 90 yr old wrinkly ass would 100% be there for that
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