panera bread now sells a “gluten conscious monster nut cookie” bc my life wasn’t weird enough without customers asking me “can i get that monster nut” five times a day
@chefpyro NUT COOKIES
REBLOG IF BEING GLUTEN CONSCIOUS MAKES YOU BUST A MONSTER NUT
You know how ‘be like Steven’ is a thing, I think ‘Be like Peridot’ should be a thing too
and yeah I know, our little dorito chip has some hilarious ‘nerd’ moments but lets think about this:
Peridot tries really, really hard to become a better person. She’s made some really bad mistakes in her past and did some bad things but shes LEARNING. She’s learned from them and is constantly trying to be better. Sure, sometimes she messes up and can say some really nasty stuff out of ignorance but when someone tells her that what she did wasn’t okay, she tries to hardest to understand WHY and to correct her behavior.
I wanna be like Steven, but I also wanna be like Peridot
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