what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop
what my family heard:
[video]
Happy Holidays everyone♥♥♥! I hope you all have a fantastic day!♥♥
(Source: toodaioo)
what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop
what my family heard:
(Source: thehomosexuals, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I need more potassium and collagen in my diet
Eat bananas
(Source: hollllow)
AAAAA IM GONNA STICK A DILDO IN THIS INTERNET MODEM I S2g
Artman, stop blogging
(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)
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Heavy fog is not what they meant by “white Christmas”
Grey Christmas.
That would be smog.
Our fog is very white.
Very light grey Christmas.
Dark white Christmas
(via adurot)
[video]
My grandma got a cat a few days ago. Best Christmas ever.
pros:
•candles everywhere so your house smells nice
•pretty and powerful crystals
•they can cast protection spells so youll be all safe and sound
•magickcons:
•???????
•????????????
Cons: She turned me into a newt
(Source: thesicknasties, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)