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Dec 24

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phantxsy:

Once

in

A

forest

the

cat

saw

a

magical

dick

he

ran

into

A

Safe

cave

He

knew

it

Was

Only

A

Temporary

safe

cave

As

there

Was

Something

Mysterious

going

Down

The

Path

Towards

a

Dark

drunk

ninja

That

screamed

“FUCK”

And

Pulled

Butts

out

Of

butts

and

ate

the

Dick

Without

any

Consideration

.

Wow

He

Decided

to

kill

A

toothbrush

because

he

disliked

donald

Trumpet

And

wanted

World

DOMINATION 

so

they

shoved

the

body

down

into

a

shoe

lace

and

Ate

Papyrus

Dust

While

cannibals

gun

(via robustquestioner)

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mythcentral:
“ borkysnow:
“ Earth, Air, Water, Fire
”
Only the reply button, master of all four elements, could balance them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.
”

mythcentral:

borkysnow:

Earth, Air, Water, Fire

Only the reply button, master of all four elements, could balance them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

(via thatsthat24)

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thatfunnyblog:
“ a true sibling relationship
”
Imagine the pines twins like this.

thatfunnyblog:

a true sibling relationship

Imagine the pines twins like this.

(Source: tylxo, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

rosexknight:
“ It’s hat day at work. I think I match nicely. Merry Christmas everyone!!
”
That is the face of an employee who will murder the first soccermom who will demand to speak to the manager because of her last minute shopping means you don’t...

rosexknight:

It’s hat day at work. I think I match nicely. Merry Christmas everyone!!

That is the face of an employee who will murder the first soccermom who will demand to speak to the manager because of her last minute shopping means you don’t have the product in stock.

[video]

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