Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
(Source: cryptoxy, via robustquestioner)
unexpected-imperial-inquisition:
I’m bored and this could be fun
I’ll start
“The importance of proper closure.”
“Six people find out why making deals with gods is a bad fucking idea”
“Child attempts to save various gods and humanity from ancient evil; ancient evil is only somewhat impressed”
“Bond girl becomes too gay to function.”
A schizophrenic prophet and her LGBT friends sacrifice Straight Larry to zombies
a gay bunny flies around after the only city in the world blows up
You have my attention
Angry smol elf teams up with grumpy tall elf to fight aforementioned grumpy tall elf and bring him to justice for crimes against humanity.
Aliens fucked shit up.
Turns out you can’t trust anyone, especially not the Jedi.
OR
Apparently they aren’t the first Freelancers after all.
Darkness contained by light.
Getting home is only the start of the problems
Being a bad guy really disappoints your parents and various other people with mixed emotions about you.
Love does not automatically fix grief, depression, or alcoholism.
Publicity does not entail making it to the top.
Apparently living for a really long time does wonders for the insanity.
EYES, SO MANY EYES.
When everything happens at once, ignore it all and bake a cake.
dude gets life advice from dead people
Relationships are hard and so are having powers, but you’re gonna be ok.
communication is very important
Children are very VERY scary.
Genies criminals won’t leave you alone after you break the rules and go to genie prison yourself.
As a matter of fact, mer-people ARE real.
Trying to save the universe with 3 strangers that are also aliens is fucking hard if you cant move further than 100 meters away form them.
when you die you become one of the skittle people
robots are people too but not really
kids find prophecies are bullshit
(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)
(via taffybuns)
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
(Source: meilleure--amie, via taffybuns)
Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?
Every week
at least three times a week
I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet
(Source: lifeasjohsa, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Listen Glunkus is good and I love him but if you guys are gonna make him popular without Hobo then what’s the point… Hobo is just a small dirty cat who wants to eat his favorite food with his pal Glunkus… don’t forget about him.
(via bloodsbane)