Silver Tongue

Aug 20

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quartz-poker:
“ scraps-is-busy:
“ porcelain-horse-horselain:
“  Not a god damn thing.
”
THAT VENT IN THE BACK DOESN’T HAVE SLITS! How can they do this to us!?
”
Wait…I don’t see enough technobabble! That’s what’s wrong with it!
”
WHERE IS SULUS...

quartz-poker:

scraps-is-busy:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

THAT VENT IN THE BACK DOESN’T HAVE SLITS! How can they do this to us!?

Wait…I don’t see enough technobabble! That’s what’s wrong with it!

WHERE IS SULUS SABER?

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thewritershandbook:
“  Writing Worksheet Wednesday: The Ending
”

thewritershandbook:

Writing Worksheet Wednesday: The Ending

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steamyjibs:

tavr0ss:

when you keep changing the group chat name and everyone hates it

image

wtf is this

i know this is game grumps but why does it look so much like a random stock image

why is there a stock image aesthetic and why is it in this picture

i hate this picture so much

Don’t stock images eventually turn into draw yo squad? Can we have a draw yo squad of this?

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[video]

Anonymous asked: what would be worse: pizza flavoured soup or soup flavoured pizza ?

taffybuns:

what do u mean worse those sound gr8

Ravioli

theawesomeadventurer:

gymleadercheren:

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

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why are people like this

Some men just want to watch the world burn

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thewinterwulf:

soupery:

thewinterwulf:

soupery:

tommy is problematic

        • cheeks too soft
        • eats pineapple on pizza

mon is problematic

  • 2 adorable all the time
  • doesnt like pineapple on pizza

(ง'̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-‘́)ง

get ready to fite mon

im gonna use the power of love to beat u

You’re both problematic. One of you like pineapple and the other likes Supreme.

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clientsfromhell:

I had a meeting with a client who needed some landing pages. I showed him my previous work, and he decided to go ahead.

Client: We are looking forward to see what you can come up with. 

Me: I will create a contract proposal, and you can look it over and see if you want something revised before we sign.

Client: Ok, we will talk very soon. 

Then, three days later, I send him a contract proposal with a description of the project and my terms. Since I work at very low rates I always require the first half to be paid before I start work. 

After the client didn’t manage to read his email for two weeks, I finally hear back from him:

Client: You’re wasting time. I was under the impression you would send us a landing page within a day or two, and then we could discuss payment. We never sign contracts with freelancers, and we never pay up front for anything from a freelancer.

Me: I never work for free. The fact that you’re expecting me to work for free, without any guarantee of payment or a contract seems unserious to me. I always work on a project to project basis with contracts and clear terms for both parts to ensure my client gets a high quality website and I get paid for my work. 

Client: It seems we can’t work together.

Me: “Seems” nothing. I don’t work for free.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

soupery:

accept ur supreme overlord that is cheese pizza u fuccs

Ew. Peppers and olives are gross on pizza. Met lovers are clearly superior