Silver Tongue

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Aug 19

memelordrevan:
“ justbeingdanielle:
“ headcannonwip:
“ stephenfryindrag:
“ keetongu:
“ sixpenceee:
“ Still fancy that cup of soup, now?
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yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking...

memelordrevan:

justbeingdanielle:

headcannonwip:

stephenfryindrag:

keetongu:

sixpenceee:

Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

I’m so confused as to what I’m supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you?

Whoa. For a second there I though Campbell’s came out with scented candles.

Team Valor, Mystic, and Instinct in order

People do know what condensed soup is, correct?

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amybarksdale:

the problem is that gay people are always hypersexualized so that even if we do the same things that straight people do, we’re specifically targeted for it like its unique to us. people see gay bars as like, dens of sin, when theyre virtually the same as other bars except they cater to LGBT people. a gay couple kissing is immediately pda because straight couples kissing is normalized, its everywhere- but the moment a gay couple looks at each other on TV conservatives whine about “political correctness” and gayness “being forced on them”. often times gay spaces are the only places we can be open about our sexualities and be sexual just like straight people, but straight people use this against us to try and prove our sinfulness. that’s why when people complain that gay spaces are sexualized or that all pda should be tagged, etc, that we get angry and defensive. these are our only spaces, and yet people are still putting a burden on us to keep it hidden, to remember that even here, we can’t have an outlet. understand that we all have our boundaries.

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marissarei:

thisisnotacatblog:

marissarei:

itcomesbetweenus:

marissarei:

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

They do indeed. They’re apparently an invasive species.

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mbulteau:

madlori:

ladyprydian:

canolacrush:

dream-cassette:

nuclearspaceheater:

ilzolende:

sonypraystation:

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

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when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass

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No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

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Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“

Memories of butter

@ladyprydian

“Now you’re just some butter that I used to know”

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but that last comment had me literally falling out of my chair with laughter so here you go.

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