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can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
this post is one of the biggest mistakes of my career
Iconic
wow steven’s new weapon is pretty cool
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Anonymous asked: bastion is a depressed robot who suffers PTSD and his only way of coping is the bird who befriended him. I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
OMG YES EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE GANYMEDE, WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITH THIS BIRB FRIEND
sapphire is the kind of gay that will randomly call things she likes gay with absolutely no lead in to the statement
Pearl: Ah, Sapphire! I just finished fixing the clock on Steven’s microwave!
Sapphire: I see.
Sapphire:
Sapphire: Moths are gay.
on the flip side ruby is the kind of gay to dramatically, sarcastically proclaim even the slightest inconvenience to her as anti-gay
Ruby: WET SOCKS ARE HOMOPHOBIC
Amethyst: … explain
Ruby: IM GAY AND THEY MAKE MY GAY FEET FEEL GROSS AND ALSO I HATE THEM
Amethyst: …………. true
randy fandom grab your sticks
accidentally typing b) instead of B)
