Silver Tongue

Dec 18

How I Sum up the Cold War

• America: ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER
• Russia: I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU

fangirlsdilemma:

theoldestrainbow:

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

Twilight would have been a much better series without edward or bella… Actually without bella mostly because she was whiny and attempted suicide jsut so edward would come back. She was pretty abusive.

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yourfaceislame:

trans-mom:

sjiek-de-friemel:

trans-mom:

The term “transtrender” is transphobic

The term is fine, it’s the transtrender people who are transphobic.

If you think a term coined specifically to tell trans people they’re fake is acceptable, then you’re transphobic.

Lmao it was a term coined to tell people faking being trans to stop

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Crescellia based on the phases of the moon like her if lunar eclipse

scraps-is-busy:

She’s a librarian. Cataloging every life that exists. Now, and later.

@dracini

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did-you-kno:

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The Most Important Undertale Realization Ever

thesylverlining:

thesylverlining:

you guys holy shit i just THOUGHT of something just now in the shower, and i let out this hellish cackle (I BEGIN TO HOLLER) so hard i almost fell over and died

ok in the pacifist ending, Papyrus is driving his sweet car, ok (good for you, sweet skeleton angel child, live ur dream)

I mean, barring the possibility that the car is stolen/acquired through illicit means (BUT THAT IS NOT A HEROIC THING TO DO!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD *NEVER* DO SUCH A THING!!!!)

Papyrus would have had to apply for a drivers’ lisence

and take the exam

and get a TERRIBLE DRIVERS’ LISENCE PHOTO

YOU GUYS

he learned to use THE PRNDL

pap, would you like AAMMMMMMM, or FFFFMMMMMM?

Guys

I couldn’t stop thinking about that drivers’ license photo… and then the Hey Arnold bus pass popped into my head, and.

NAME: PAPYRUS, THE GREAT

BORN: YES

#1 DRIVER

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korolevcross:

ssjgssjgoku:

i would give ANYTHING for the photo from the filming of return of the jedi of boba fett’s actor in the jabba’s palace set without his helmet on and he’s like a horrible out of shape 70s dad with glasses and a mustache to canonically be what boba fett looks like under the helmet

that boy

You remember bobafett? Well this is him now!

Feel old yet?

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