Silver Tongue

Dec 18

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

Bread makes you fat

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Thank goodness for fandango

cabbagefuneral:

tumblr users: @staff give us replies back please we are dying

staff:  

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

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shiningshawol212:

just-shower-thoughts:

2000 mockingbirds = two kilamockingbird

Alcoholic mockingbird = tequilamockingbird

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berningsensation:

When people try to tell me a $7.25/hour is a living wage

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When people try to tell me we can’t afford a single payer healthcare system

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When people try to tell me we don’t need police reform

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When people try to tell me green energy is economically infeasible

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When people try to tell me the government represents The People

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

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Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

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No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

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A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

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Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

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OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

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BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

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NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive

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tikimillie asked: So according to the bible god is everywhere. So are he inside us aswell? Are we having sex with god all life long? beside if god is everywhere then he is inside a lot of people... Biggest gangbang ever.

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

i thought I was the one who needed to go to bed

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