Silver Tongue

Aug 17

mx-bones:

praetorian-dumbfuck:

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dad: you cant eat all that

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dad: what the fu-


i have entered the cal-zone

wtf worgen you didnt share :C

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kickstarter for the su crew so they can afford nicki minaj to rap as sugilite

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sassy-iggy:

the-amazingspidey:

Remember when Frodo showed up in spy kids 3 as “The Guy”

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WHAT

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the-masked-sark:

Okay so you know how Lapis called herself ‘Bob’ for “Hit the Diamond”

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Originally posted by chrom-cm

I wonder where she got that name from…

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Originally posted by brenstro

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Originally posted by sakkakumon

She chose her human name based on what Steven called her when they first met because she remembered and if you don’t think that’s the cutest thing get out of here

morseapple:

fluffychesnut:

thebiscuiteternal:

there-was-fire-in-those-eyes:

“You can’t have a character with big boobs and not sexualise them”

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“There aren’t any feminist female characters that want to do things that are typically feminine”

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“There aren’t any badass gay characters”


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“There aren’t any cool/badass disabled characters”

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“Okay well what about disabled POC characters?”

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“There are no interesting or complex villains! None that ever question their morals, or have an interesting motive”

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“There aren’t any women characters that don’t just do things for men”

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“I want a poc character that fights against racism”

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“There aren’t any cool characters that aren’t young and healthy”

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“There are no male characters that like feminine things”

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Need I go on? Go watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Fullmetal alchemist also tackled the issues of imperialism, genocide, PTSD, friendly fire, racism, war brutality, and military corruption unflinchingly. “Most military commanders are killed by their own disgusted soldiers.” indeed.

as i was scrolling through this none of the images were loading so i thought it was meant to be tongue in cheek

and human/animal experimentation

dont’ forget that there are also disabled characters who don’t get prosthetic and are stuck in a wheelchair but still fight in the big fight.

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t0asty-marshmall0w:
“ @paranoid-fighter
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t0asty-marshmall0w:

@paranoid-fighter

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I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

tom-at-the-farm:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

crimewave420:

sexywalmartdad:

kramergate:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thewinterschnauzer:

redamancer:

thewinterschnauzer:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot

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Listen here cum-slut

HERE IT IS FUCK

Listen here cum-sluts, do you really mean to tell me this literally iconic post of a generation only has 13,000 something notes

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that this post is probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream with this last reblog?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

I can’t believe I get to see it with on my own dash finally.

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insanitysrequiem:
“ HEROES NEVER DIE
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insanitysrequiem:

HEROES NEVER DIE

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