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“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
this whole post is a ride
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I think Kawehi is making that point
(Source: twitter.com, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
What if peridot reforms naked so that she can choose the clothes she wears
I can just picture that in show. Peridot turning with her star hair and her back to the camera. “Success! Now I can have whatever appearance modifiers I desire!”. All we see is her bare shoulder and everyone’s reaction; Pearl covering Steven’s eyes, Amethyst grinning broadly, Lapis and Garnet looking at each other before giving her the thumbs up.
(via bloodsbane)
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
Good God reblog this more
I’m sure I reblogged this in the past, but everyday it becomes more and more relevant.
(via bloodsbane)
Ah yes, just what I wanted for Christmas, the ‘good shows/books turned into horrendous movies unfit for human viewing’ collection. Fabulous.
Hugo was amazing tho
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I nearly choked.
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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
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(via wuffleton)
Who wants to make unplanned pregnancies less common by the use of birth control? *hands down*
Who wants universal health care so pregnant women can get quality prenatal care? *hands down*
Who wants universal daycare to ease the burden on working mothers? *hands down*
Who wants to make sure every child has access to clean water? *hands down* Food? *hands down* Shelter? *hands down*
Pro-life is a fraud.
^
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