Silver Tongue

Aug 16

roachpatrol:

blinkpen:

i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like the line “Shhh. My yeast is rising” straight up mystifies me to this day.

ed was the original shitposter and serves as a timeless inspiration to us all

“canadians are weird”
“ow my liver, ow my lasagna”

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fiyhi:

dat-soldier:

nogfhaver:

buzzmccallister:

nogfhaver:

nzqrchos:

whodunkedonyou:

what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he

he’s old. let him rest

ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami

is he alright

no he’s fucking dead

he’ McResting in peace

we mcfreakin lost him

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i-cant-name-me:

sucymemebabaran:

it’s kinda fucked up how every pokemon lays eggs

like, fucking

horse eggs

what the fuck

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cupcakedrawings:

“ha ha im really glad youre not like those weirdos with weird sexual fantasies!”

me:

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πŸ‘ DON’T πŸ‘ DEAD πŸ‘ OPEN πŸ‘ INSIDEπŸ‘

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nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

Please explain

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

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7 What’s New Pussycats into eating at the Salt and Pepper Diner and she gives you this look

adeadfreelancer:

fuckshitavenue:

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do we all just know this

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elliexer:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

no offense but the art on steven universe looks more and more like crtl+alt+del every day

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see?

all that’s missing is The Mouth

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cursed post

I was thinking more of one punch man

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