If Alvin & The Chipmunks 4 is brave enough to release the same day as Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, you’re brave enough to ask your crush out.
im gonna ask chris evans out
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Ahhhh, my heart! HNNN!
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my younger siblings are under the impression that I’m tumblr famous so please enjoy this joke they made
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Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t.
#slytherin is the house of stubbornly completed dares that probably weren’t thought through the whole way
Hufflepuff: bet you can’t do the thing!
Slytherin: I can SO do the thing! watch!
Slytherin: *does the thing but with consequences* I have made a mistake….but I did the thing
Hufflepuff: you sure did. do you want me to take you to the infirmary?
Slytherin: yes.
I bet you could get a slytherine to drink a polyjuice potion with an owl feather instead of a hair strand this way.
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