Silver Tongue

Aug 15

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tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

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Aug 14

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

that kid is growing up to be toph

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kilalabunnies:
“ Here’s a new nerd I made :U, her name is Molusk (”Molly”) Mucus. Her talent is studying and breeding different kinds of snails. She studies their habitats, diet, and breeding habits.
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kilalabunnies:

Here’s a new nerd I made :U, her name is Molusk (”Molly”) Mucus. Her talent is studying and breeding different kinds of snails. She studies their habitats, diet, and breeding habits.

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A thought

phantoms-lair:

Heading to bed, but I had to share this thought. Imagine a world where Superman grew up watching Steven Universe.

Where a young Clark Kent could follow the story of a boy of extraterrestrial origin learning about his own powers. Some were useful (like his bubble) some were scary (like the cat fingers) and he didn’t know what he could do since new powers he didn’t understand would keep popping up. 

Imagine how Clark would have identified with him in “The Test″ when the Gems were talking about how Steven was a kind of life form they’d never seen before, and while they were trying their best, they weren’t sure if they were raising him how he needed.

Imagine him smiling over Greg Universe. A human man who didn’t always understand what was going on in his son’s life, but loved him unconditionally, just like Ma and Pa loved him.

And imagine his glee when Steven continued to save the day, not because of his amazing powers, but because he truly was a good person who’d rather talk to people than fight them.

And just imagine on quiets nights in Metropolis, him floating about the city, where no one could here him, and singing softly under his breath “Is there anything that’s worth more than Peace and Love on the planet Earth.”

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meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

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nebulajam:
“ Took me a minute
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nebulajam:

Took me a minute

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broblerones:

“animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!”
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