Silver Tongue

Aug 14

• 1st Episode of Steven Universe: Steven thinks his sister's boyfriend is a zombie.
• 100th Episode of Steven Universe: One of Steven's family members sacrifices his mind and memories to save the universe from an inter-dimensional dream demon and stop the ongoing nightmare that is the apocalypse.

• Courier: if I had a nickel for everytime I've been shot in the head...
• Courier: I'd have two nickels
• Courier: which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened to me twice

[video]

badcharacterdesign:

badcharacterdesign:

spotted outside Moscow

it looks like the unholy offspring of a minion and ratchet from the robots movie

(via wuffleton)

Your problematic fave: international friends

theblamegabe:

- live in irresponsible timezones
- use incorrect measurements systems
- too far to hug

(via taffybuns)

thatsthat24:

stealth-boy:

holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

(via taffybuns)

plumfsh:

Comic N-012 “Will I Ever Settle on a Casual Asgore outfit?” 

I’m having trouble drawing the Mettaton one so have this in the meantime.

(via taffybuns)

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

(via bloodsbane)

tiny-security-mech:

“Before full romance sidequests were cut, there was going to be a quest where the two of you woke up with The King watching over you, only to find out the two of you got drunk the previous night and The King married you.”

I can’t believe that even 200+ years after the nuclear apocalypse, people are still gonna get roaring drunk in Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator.

(via )

gearholder:

not-the-conversation-starter:

twomoonslite:

illuminaticompass:

martyrinsomnia:

reynaruina:

bluefirewolves:

ladyofthegeneral:

bluefirewolves:

sweatycipherologist:

ladyofthegeneral:

more-smut-than-science:

ladyofthegeneral:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I am nobility. Furthermore, I am both nobility and apparently the noble wife of a general. Yes good

[I am a scientist. I forget to do science and have sex instead.]

Sounds like a good life my friend

I study Bill Cipher. It is hot. It is so hot. 
Help me.

What the fuck do I do

You set blue wolves on fire. They are magic and run faster when they are on fire. They like the fire. Your job is good

Holy shit you’re right

I am the Queen of Doom. Good.

????????

i can’t believe im the illuminati

I am light i have no physical form

No effin’ idea.

This game sucks I want my money back

So im a grifter? sweet

(via gearholder)