Silver Tongue

Aug 14

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

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then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

“nut juice”

The very sound of that is probably the reason for the deception.

reblog if  delicious almond nut juice makes you wanna bust a nut

God damn it, Chef.

Almonds are not nuts, they are seeds goddamnit >:U

So then it would be seed juice?

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furlockhound:

toolatesonic:

magicalhedgehogs:

cookubanana:

magicalhedgehogs:

did you know that as a kid i once drew final fantasy 7 x crash bandicoot fanart?

since both are being remastered, this abomination keeps me awake at night

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This is a master piece!

if this passes 10k notes i’ll destroy the planet by redrawing this as a fully grown adult over a decade later. it’s up to tumblr to decide whether that’s a good or bad thing to redraw this.

EDIT:  I WENT TO BED AND THIS PASSED 16K NOTES AND 58 MESSAGES IN MY INBOX WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS

THE TAG WILL BE FINAL CRASH, AND I SHALL BE POSTING THE DEVELOPMENT AS I GO ALONG, FROM SKETCHES TO THE COMPLETED ABOMINATION

AIR HORNS AT THE READY, GRAB YOUR HEELIES TO ESCAPE YOUR FEELIES AND COME BOARD THE MEME TRAIN I FINALLY DID IT

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YES.

I remembering seeing this and hoping OP would deliver because the world always needs more high-quality fanart of absurd subject matter.

(Source: teracota-dragon.deviantart.com, via irailleth-archive)

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

image

then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

pretty sure nut juice has different connotations

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lancrebitch:

wrecknician:

cardozzza:

coffee-and-eugenics:

kaijuslayer:

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot

………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.

“I like the film aesthetics of this movie”
“Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”

“I like colours lads”
“FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”

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Put in the tags who would voice your gemsona

silver-tongues-blog:

I’m curious to see who you think would voice them

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

chefpyro:

steven-universe-official:

teentitansgo-unofficial

consumercryo

Golden Silence

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I really hate how photoshop is portrayed in fiction. It’s made to look super easy. You can’t just drag and drop a bottle of pills on a backdrop of a bar and it automatically look legit. You still have to edit the shading to make it look proper. You can’t just drag some model to a screen and she automatically have her arm over the guys shoulder, you need to edit part of her arm out to make it look good. I feel like this is why people think photoshop is easy to use and don’t properly respect it.