SJW hair spotted on amazon with the highly insulting implication that this is representative of Gamers like myself. Will no longer be using this service.
Aposematism in action folks..
Examine her method of gripping the controller. Her faux-nerdette glasses and attire. Has probably never played a serious competitive game in her life. Unlike me. A big Gamer. I game hard and I take no prisoners. Put a stop to this counterfeit culture. Women do not enjoy games. Women exist only to anger and confuse me.
i’m looking at this and all i can think is
Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Bobby! I made it to world 3-2!! *starts singing* It’s a Mario adventure and I’m hop-hop-hoppin’ along~ It’s a Mario adventure and I’m jumping on turtles~
basically, there’s a theory that chara provides all the narration text. this is supported by many pieces of evidence. the narration always refers to frisk in the second person ( ‘it’s you!’, ‘froggit attacks you!’, ‘you win!’, etc etc ), except during a no mercy run. by then, it’s canonically chara that is in control. the narration switches to first person ( ‘it’s me!’, ‘in my way’, etc etc ). in no mercy, the narration also describes various items in asgore’s house in first person too.
the narration also provides the player/frisk with lots of information that frisk would not know, most notably through the ‘check’ option. chara would know that to peacefully beat a loox, the solution is to ‘don’t pick on him.’ or that shyren is ‘a talented singer, with a little help.’
the narration also translates for the froggits. frisk would not know how to beat these monsters or the froggits’ language. chara, in their long time spent underground, would.
there’s other pieces of evidence, but those are the most prominent.
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