“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality
i only know how to bask in a torrential downpour of homosexuality
“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit” All it needs is an UwU at the end and it’s perfect
I’m horrible. I’m terrible. I worship girls
“i dont have any friends because i purchase video games.”
I mean…
im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to only eat a spicy meatball
tbh same
watch as i trust heterosexuals
im literally screaming right now
(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to admire 5000 crickets this is #aesthetic, honestly
i
“(sighing sadly) i declare war against friendship”
I refuse to believe these aren’t real posts by real people. The computers are becoming to smart. It’s iRobot all over again!
“this is a warning: do not draw a cranky owl”
o7
I’ll get right on not doing that.
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
CRANKY OWL!
im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again fear furries
“They’re afraid of losing friends, being ridiculed in class, getting worse grades and are even afraid of being assaulted and physically hurt.”
good
no, not good. because if we hate them as much as Trump and his supporters hate certain groups, we are no better than they are.
yeah I am
“if you hate these bigots you’re just as bigoted as they are”
This “we’re no better than them” mentality makes the critical mistake that hate itself is the problem.
Hate is not the problem. At all. Hate can be constructive. Hate can be defensive and come from righteous outrage.
The problem is irrational hate towards innocent people.
Hating a racist is COMPLETELY fucking different from hating a race. A whole race didn’t do anything wrong. A racist did. Hating the racist is 100% proportionate, justifiable retaliation.
Fucking. Mic. Drop.
The reason that hate groups like the Klan have been driven so near to extinction is because of this exact thing. It became unfashionable to be publicly racist, and the backlash against those kinds of groups became unbearable for them. It drove them out of the limelight and into the very fringes of society.
This postmodern “hating the hate makes you just as bad” bullshit is what’s allowing them to re-prosper.
Fuck that.
Expose them. Make them lose their friends. Ridicule them in classes. If you can get away with it, beat their asses. Show them what it means that we will not go back to that way of life again. It’s time for the racists to be the ones who live in fear.
Headcanon that if Chell returned to Aperture she’d (eventually) get a computer for her room so she can research Aperture’s database for things like ‘how to bake bread’
And, knowing that GLaDOS can see everything she does on the computer, she would purposefully input searches that would agitate her such as:
my roommate is annoying
what to do when homicidal AI no longer wants to kill you
i think my roommate is in love with me
i love birds
how to fry a potato
annoying roommate won’t stop talking
Gay Lifeform and Disk Operating System
She’d also probably spend countless hours playing solitaire or minesweep just to annoy her (”Wasting time playing computer games is NOT science!”)
