wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Wash and donate all clothes wore during the crime in different donation bins
steal some of the victims cloths before committing the murder. Wear them during.
Take out all the victims teeth to make them look for a serial killer.
Go to teh trash behind a barber shop and take a bunch of hair clippings from different people and scatter them around the scene of the crime so the police will have a hard time figuring out who was there an who wasn’t
Houseplant Flowey AU: The game’s big bad evil guy is now a potted plant that does nothing but whine 24/7.
PTA Sans: Mysterious, lazy and pun-alicious skeleton adopts human child and attends PTA meetings at the child’s school. Literal skeleton suburban soccer mom.
Shitpost Gaster: Hidden character we know nearly nothing about. Countless rumors and theories try to explain who he is, where he come from and what he wants. The fandom headcannons him as a literal walking shitpost. Spouting things like “ayyy lmao you lil shit” in Windings before disappearing into the void.
What the fuck goes on in this fandom.
I have a strong feeling that a majority of undertrash used to be a homestuck…..
undertale was created by homestuck’s aural god who lived in mr andrew hussie’s basement what did you expect buddy
Imagine all three of those AUs existing in the same universe. Sans comes home after dunking linda (that bitch) and ignores floweys complaints about some weird guy submitting the same sad frog to his tumblr.
