Silver Tongue

Dec 04

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rainbowcolouredshoes:
One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

(via thatsthat24)

waitress: how would you like your eggs?
you: um, over easy.
waitress: and how would you like your eggs, sir?
your dad: do you think you can just throw them into my mouth from across the room?
waitress: ?
you: ?
your dad: because I like my eggs over difficult.

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@half-hearted-dreamers @probablyfakeblonde
I think tumblr mobile was glitching the fuck out.

Anonymous asked: Don't you think The Wiz and Black Cinderella are cultural appropriation from traditionally white characters? You can't have it both ways.

youwish-youcould:

dayumshecangetit:
thechanelmuse:
You don’t even know what cultural appropriation means. You just pressed, but wanna feel oppressed so bad.
But the original Cinderella wasn’t white 🐸☕️
She sure wasn’t but i’ll let you cook

manafromheaven:

the-meggo:
the-meggo:
burial at sea was the most important addition to the bioshock franchise because it established that andrew ryan canonically has a fucking fursona
#is a man not entitled to the fursuit off his back?#a man yiffs a slave obeys -@dirtyfoxcornmerchant
“NO ONE CAN KINKSHAME ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN”
OHMYGOD

(via wuffleton)

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