Also I love how Rose must’ve just…watched this fuckin baby gradually crawl all the way across the beach and onto the boardwalk. how long did that take. can you imagine, her bending down to his level patiently following him like “yes! choose your own path!”
and she’s just watching him in complete wonderment meanwhile baby sour cream is scaling death-defying heights but Rose is just so proud like “yes, do as you like! invent yourself!”
THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING
UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they
sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too
far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window
slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in
the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they
cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible
UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO
UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE
UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal
UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors
UPDATE: SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER
A HERO
update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia
ASCEND, STEVE
UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him
you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups
UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????
He’s causing them to destroy trump tower so I am 100% okay with this
Please help I can’t decide between a delicious Totinos Party Pizza™ or some savory Totinos Pizza Rolls™ and my body is physically dying from lack of nutrition
THE MASSES HAVE SPOKEN
The FTC requires me to inform you that General Mills has barred me from posting the final image in this series as the quality of the final product did not adhere to the guidelines established in the endorsement agreement.
Meet the only non-fusion gem to poof Jasper on screen
Meet the only Gem to poof Jasper. Period.
Things Jasper has survived:
•Being repeatedly punched in the head by Garnet
•Being thrown into a ships power core
•which then exploded
•which then exploded again after the ship crashed from orbit
•Being Malachite
•Being Malachite being beaten up by Alexandrite
•water punched by Lapis for miles
•Power slammed by Stevonnie
•Smacked around by Smokey Quartz
