Silver Tongue

Dec 04

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chefpyro:
gearholder:
bingogona:
deeceeoh:
I just had a revolutionary thought.
Fries on pizza. :D
Revolutionary thought #2
Burgers on pizza.
You guys are wild.
Revolutionary thought #3
Tea in water
I like where you’re going with this Lizzy.

(via adurot)

[video]

Dec 03

outofcontextdnd:

Warden: So, there’s a secret entrance, let’s go find it.
Ranger: Wait, so there’s a secret entrance to the mountain base…
DM: What…
Ranger: …which means that behind it, there must be…
DM: Oh, not again.
Party, in unison: 🎵Secret tunnel, secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! 🎵

(via saccharinecyanide)

Sans: linda i swear to god...
Linda: Gluten allergies are a myth. It's so stupid! How can anyone believe this crap?!
Sans: one, gluten allergies are not a myth. two, you're out voted anyway. and three, if you picked up a book once in a while maybe you'd be on the winning side. anyway, moving on to our next item...

rosexknight:

fluffybunnybadass:
jinngersnap:
fluffybunnybadass:
ruecian:
toastydoodles:
usbdongle:
sparagm0s:
merryxigmas:
3tno:
myutsuu:
merryxigmas:
they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years
he does exist!
they do exist
oohh….*faints*
santa?
eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96
thats not 8 years
that;s 18 years
WHAT
it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.
okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age
from 1993.
thats 22 years ago
this commercial has been playing for 22 years.
thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change
This commercial is as old as me.

(via rosexknight)

But imagine linda insisting that vaccinations are bad and then sans chimes in with the story of chara and how a child getting sick and dying almost caused a massive ware that would only end in genocide.

No but imagine this

ollieisverybored:

You know how people say that sans screams about Linda wanting a gluten free lunch hall. Well it feels as if it should be the other way around.
Linda thinks that people fake the whole gluten-intolerance thing to loose weight, but let’s say monsters can’t process gluten, and sweet pta mom Julie has a son with gluten problems, so he’s actively fighting for gluten free food, but Linda can’t get off her FUCKING HIGH-HORSE BULLSHIT

(Source: jeremy-blogs-stuff)

[video]

New icon. I forgot my main deer was red and green.