Silver Tongue

Aug 10

magicbb8ball:

the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto and I was like no and they were like you can’t get a restraining order against someone you’ve never interacted with and I was like but he creeps me the fuck out and they were like ahhh yes he creeps her the fuck out maybe we should consider this. so it became a huge deal and the news started reporting on it and other people saw it and were like hello yes Jared Leto also creeps me out can I have a restraining order. so eventually like everyone in the world got a restraining order. but the restraining orders like stacked for some reason so eventually the distance of how far he had to be from most people was so large we had no choice but to launch him into outer space to live out the rest of his life alone. the day we launched him into space was celebrated as a international holiday and I was considered a hero for sparking the revolution. the end.

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Anonymous asked: But wouldn't everyone notice this random Quartz has all the powers of a diamond?

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:

rose quartz probably kept a lot of her powers a secret, along with 99% of the rest of her shit… her hairs so big cuz its full of secrets. 

but then steven inherited her powers, and lapis was rly shocked to find out he could heal her

everyone seemed pretty surprised when he made a bunch of sentient watermelons

things like giving life and healing gems are pretty big powers, akin to something a diamond might use to grow her army by bestowing life into the gems in kindergartens, and to remain relatively immortal by healing herself if she’s damaged

i mean, these r literally godlike powers, and a quartz soldier has no business wielding anythin of the sort on the battlefield imo

dont’ forget about the mind jumping ability. It’s entirely possible that she created a quartz soldier for the sole purpose of creating a hero to fight the diamonds and then found a way to make it permanent by shattering diamond body.

michaeljruocco:

Director: “So Donald plugs the nozzle into the tire, makes 3 steps to the bicycle pump and starts pumping. You got that?”

Animator: “Sure thing, boss! I’ll get on it right away!”

Director: “And Bob…”

Animator: “Yes, sir?”

Director: “Just… don’t overdo it this time…”

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@jwblogofrandomness

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Anonymous asked: When all pony and horse can cannibal like they eat bird or small animals and also rare case like horse eat human. What you think?

thedenofravenpuff:

It happens in real life.

Something I’ve talked about before with interest, to show I’m cool with cannibal characters in MLP because… it does happen.

Horses are indeed herbivores, no denying that. But we see again and again how they’ll in curiosity eat meat just because they got the chance to do so. Eating birds which are too relaxed around them, some farmers even caught their horse eating their chickens because the docile birds are easy to catch. Dead animals in the wild will do too. Any animal likes extra protein when given the chance.

That said, it’s not necessarily good for their digestion and it shows in their stools. Since they ARE herbivores. But their body can adjust to it and bad bowel movements don’t seem to turn all horses away from the additional supplements to their diet.

They’ll never actively hunt of course, and not all horses will ever do this. But it’s been observed a lot of times. 

MLP in mind I see meat eating as a great taboo, but some in Equestria still does eat it. Gryphons and bat ponies either being purely carnivorous or omnivores in need of the proteins and iron. A fact you can’t go around, but can avoid display in public to avoid upsetting the local herbivores (just as I’m sure nopony bothers to ask about the content in their dog and cat food or why the farmers keep pigs). 

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Originally posted by mylittleponyfimgifs

remember in the running of the leaves when pinkie went on a tangent about hotdogs?

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sublimesublemon:
“ free-ottawe:
“ venus-adept:
“ I AM WALKING RIGHT NOW
”
WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON
” ”

sublimesublemon:

free-ottawe:

venus-adept:

I AM WALKING RIGHT NOW

WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON

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soupery:

charlesoberonn:

soupery:

soupery:

soupery:

i know its stupid but 

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im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???

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AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT

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i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

who brought this back

Combine this AU with the AU where Ford sucks at drawing and the AU where his handwriting sucks and you got the perfect shitty journal AU

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zebra-biscuits:
“ if there were two fusions on the moon and one killed the other with a big hammer would that be fucked up or what
”

zebra-biscuits:

if there were two fusions on the moon and one killed the other with a big hammer would that be fucked up or what

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sody-pop:
“ THEM EYEBROWS
THEM FRCKLESSSSSS
”

sody-pop:

THEM EYEBROWS

THEM FRCKLESSSSSS

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Aug 09