I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
So I bet you’re questioning how it’s possible that Smoky has a double-jointed arm, sort of like Sugilite, when they should have skin and bones from Steven’s body. Smoky’s the first kind of fusion just like them, so they’re unique! So just how is it possible for a fusion with a physical body not made entirely of light to have an arm like that? Well, after some thought, it’s obvious:
Smoky’s outer body is Amethyst’s light.
When Smoky unfused, Steven plopped out fully-formed and Ame reformed as light back into her regular state. That’s where we start! See, Steven didn’t come undone to fuse his flesh with Ame’s light…
Smoky’s so round because Steven is actually inside of their big belly.
Happy Vore Day
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