Silver Tongue

Dec 01

Times of Strife by AssasinMonkey

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benepla:
terriamon:
employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage
customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals
what about employee v. customer fistfights
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

@rosexknight

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Vote Undertale! -

thatgaywolf:

pepsigem:
pepsigem:
We have a lot of work to do if we can beat SMW!
We’re making GameFAQs users mad again with people calling for Anti-Undertale Rallies and complaining how Undertale is ruining the contest!
Come on y’all, let’s show them how good Undertale is and stay determined!
see
WILL DO

(Source: nbsilvally, via wuffleton)

trebled-negrita-princess:

onyxslaughterhaus:
loptrcoptr:
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
bradmajors:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
josswhedons-twittermantrum:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
ohgodhesloose:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
cakelikeowen:
zooophagous:
masterkittens:
Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.
Fuck you, Barbara
You want to do this now, Helen?
Oh it is on Brenda
Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan
Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!
Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet
You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.
At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?
C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!
NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

Oh Cassie, we all know you don’t really mean that.

(Source: brisbone, via robustquestioner)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

@thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

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