Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
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How fucked up would it be if humans actually got nosebleeds whenever they were aroused or some shit? Strip clubs would be covered in blood. You could take a blood sample by just showing some guy a pair of tits. A form of torture or execution could just be showing someone porn over and over until they die of blood loss.
I think if that were to happen, there would be less stigma against tampons and they could be bought in any restroom.
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ah, yes the gentle loner who occasionally unleashed violent acts towards neighbors and women he knew
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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
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