some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:
on average, a man’s shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a woman’s shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space
men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist
DON’T forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres
women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions
remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a “wasp waist”, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger
women are WASPS
they’re fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT
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did i do it right
Okay, that’s hilarious and all, but this picture kills it. It actually looks like some character design’s I’d expect to see in Saga or The Incal.
So I went to the Journal 3 book signing at the Grove in West Hollywood today and was able to meet Alex Hirsch and Stephanie Ramirez! I remembered this tweet he made about Boss Baby’s poster, so I made a quip about it.
“Alex, I remembered that tweet you made about that poor Trump Baby with a nasty case of DreamWorks Face. It’s so contagious even your baby caught it!”
And then I showed him this, he seemed pretty surprised that it was a final still from the show.
I then asked him to draw a quick “DreamWorks Dipper” along with his autograph.
[Image description: An aromantic flag (dark green, light green, white, gray, black) with a black cat with tiny bat wings and a big blue scarf with a blue text bubble that says “You don’t need a relationship to be happy”]
I’m so glad I’m seeing teenagers recognize that older men have no business talking to them in a romantic/sexual way. I’d always be like “I’m SUPER mature” and took the attention as a compliment which played right into older men’s traps. But I see girls now like “dude I’m 14 fuck off” and that makes me so happy for this upcoming generation of girls that know their worth and don’t take shit.
its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.
nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement
isnt that so fucked up
all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries.
