Silver Tongue

Mar 30

3liza:

krimsons:

okayysophia:

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“you pay more for boujee products because they are made with love and care by small workshops uwu”

steal everything that isn’t nailed down come back later with a crowbar

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charlesoberonn:

thecottageinthedark:

whatsupbeanie:

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I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

#it IS of historical value#children’s experiences are underrepresented in historical sources#it doesn’t need well written or profound to be of historical value#comic#funny#art

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lizardsister:

lizardsister:

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

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powerburial:

the ability to interpret reality is being bred out of people which means the future king will require my services…

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forgotten-fool:

justsomeguycore:

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why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

Assigned Garfield At Birth

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brady-like-the-bunch:

brady-like-the-bunch:

brady-like-the-bunch:

lordascapelion:

apoliticalfemdomappreciator:

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He’s literally me

This man would have done numbers on Tumblr

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Wait hold on

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rare-basement:

lesbianirl:

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this owns lmao

he fucked around and found out 🤷🏻‍♀️

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bulbasars2:

hobbies306540111:

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Scream

“I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars.”

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ballin-pythons:

catchymemes:

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This happened to me once, I just let my beardie free roam that day to clean up the mess. He had a great time and was better at catching them than I was

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concupiscence66:

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Anthony Mackie on the Kelly Clarkson Show discussing the Captain America 4 script. X

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