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thatshowthefuckyousound asked: I disagree with you on bismuth, people would would kill you and your family/friends don't deserve second chances.
Lapis tried to drown steven and peridot tried to kill him on multiple occasions. Also, we aren’t talking about humans which you would have a point, we are talking about gems. Gems which can be incapacitated in a non lethal way. roses sword is specifically made to incapacitate them without killing them.
stay tuned to find out who fucked a rock
can we pls talk about thomas jefferson’s bed
like imagine him sliding across the bed and into his office
Impress them with your love-making then impress them with your law-making.
#what the fuck was wrong with thomas jefferson honestly
Wait for real I’ve been to Monticello and he didn’t sleep laying down, HE SLEPT SITTING UP and would just casually sit on his ass with his legs out in front of him and fall asleep. He purposely custom made his bed too short for his body to fully lie down. Oh and the second he woke up he would jump out of bed and write down the temperature because he was fucking insane.
also the reasons there are dark stains on the floor is because he submerged his feet in ice water every morning since he thought it would prevent illness (and there’s a real reason for sleeping upright: due to the sorts of foods people ate he slept upright to help with indigestion!)
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THIS IS SUCH MOTIVATION
This is fucking disgusting, good god.The last thing I want life to be is predictable. FIVE YEARS, she worked on the SAME BASIC GOAL for FIVE YEARS. It’s an amazing accomplishment, great, woo-hoo for Akinosun. There is much to admire about this kind of greatness.
But my motivation to work hard in life comes from the dream that every day could be even more unexpected than the next. I’m looking to dive into chaos and use the vast breadth (rather than depth) of everything I’ve learned (plus a bit of improv) to wrestle it to the ground, not to wrap myself up in the long-term chains of committing to a single fucking skill.
Your comment is embarrassing. I wanted to reblog this directly from you to make certain that you knew that. Good luck wrestling intangible concepts at your underwater improvisation class, or whatever this was supposed to mean.
Because working at a job you hate and being a spiteful little shit is so much better than working hard for something you’re passionate about and love doing and being successful at it. Fuck you nimbus cobra
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have you ever just cried because you’re you
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