Silver Tongue

Nov 28

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scraps-is-busy:

jestre:

scraps-is-busy:

quartz-poker:

askmessysketch:

quetzadrake:

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

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this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

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I’m sorry, ottenskjold, but to say it’s the worst post you’ve ever “seen” is ableist against the blind.

And drowranger, the word “trouble” is actually derived ultimately from the Latin word ‘turba’ which means ‘crowd’, which is problematic as it can trigger the agoraphobic.

Please be more considerate of others in the future.

((I found this way funnier than I should))

I apologize Quetzadrake, but you’ve inadvertently used a trigger while trying to correct someone about triggers.

See, “agoraphobic” contains the word “agora”, the very thought of which can trigger those who are agoraphobic. They prefer that you not mention the outside at all, thank you.

((Sorry, couldn’t help jumping on to say something silly and outlandish. :D ))

QUARTZ! You just put down something VERY problamatic. “Couldn’t help jumping on to say” The keyword here is “Jumping!” This is VERY ableist, as there are people who are impaired and cannot jump! By jumping on, you are verbally harassing those who cannot and thus hurting their self-esteem. 

And lets not even get into your use of the word “Outlandish” which is the epitome of Xenophobic.

Inb4 the Wright attorneys barge in.

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I DO NOT BARGE IN! I politely enter the room and then proceed to point fingers.

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deoxyrebornicleic:

Imagine Frisk like “ darn!! ” and Sans is like “ watch your fucking language frisk jesus motherfucking christ ”

But now all I can think of is sans watching the motherfucking facebook movie goddamn bullshit with lawyers and shit.

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pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

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this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

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Reminds me of that post that was literally nothing and people still found a way to be offended by it.

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swarnpert:

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

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