Destroying the app’s rating is not going to get your tracking system back.
Flooding them with erroneous refund requests is not going to get your tracking system back.
Flooding them with complaints is not going to get your tracking system back.
You know what’s going to get your tracking system back? Letting this vastly understaffed and overwhelmed team of people who brought you the literal most popular mobile game of all time, fulfilling childhood dreams in the process, get to fucking work fixing the tracking system but instead they’re fucking around with all of your immature bullshit responses that they now have to address because you can’t sit your ass down and be patient like a big kid.
I just realized that if homestuck were an anime how ridiculous it would be since there’s so many characters with glasses. Just imagine every character with glasses just all gathering in front of Lord English and all together doing the anime glasses shine to make one massive light beam to destroy him.
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY
👏FAIRIES
👏CAN
👏MAKE
👏FAIRY
👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)
Guys, real talk.
Dragon hoards are an expression of dragon culture, okay?
They symbolize the personal achievements of that particular dragon, beginning when they settle into their own lair. It’s a rite of passage symbolizing that the dragon has come of age!
Unless you are a dragon yourself, you can’t just call your “fairy dust collection” your “hoard”. It’s your collection.
Seriously, stop appropriating dragon culture. It’s not that hard.
Do not shit on humans at fantasy pride parades because they could:
*Be werewolves in human form
*Be closeted shapechangers
*Be humans in a relationship or related to a fantasy creature
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?
he’s back
He’s come to fight Donald Trump.
thank you president rushmore
They always said he’d return when we needed him most
